Breed

I have a friend....he is a reformed muslim....well...he has given up being muslim so 'reformed' is my way of looking at it. I think he still prays and stuff...but he does it alone at home.

He used to be quite commited to Islam - which suggested to me he should have been commited to the nearest asylum...but as he is my friend I didn't call the men in white coats.

He used to go to a mosque to pray - well, several actually. He kept quitting mosques and moving to others.

I asked him why?

He said "Every mosque I go to starts out friendly and a nice place to be but, eventually, somebody starts slagging off Britain and the West and I don't like it. I live here. Why would I live here if it was so awful? I get tired of all this and go elsewhere....then it starts there too eventually"

I asked him whether he's happy now he isn't going to any mosque.

"I'll have children when I want to!" he said enigmatically.

"Pardon?" I asked

"You see" he answered, "the latest thing is breeding. Imam's and others are telling us we have to have as many children as possible"

"Why?" I asked

"Because the aim of Islam is to dominate the globe....the world...and they are worried it may never happen through immigration so they want muslims to breed their way to the majority. It may take 30, 50 or a hundred years but that is what they want"

"You ARE kidding right?" I asked

"I wish I was" he said.

You little breeders!!! You really believe we would ever allow you to breed your way to an Islamic state in Britain?

Well....we are being warned....from the inside too sometimes.

So? What are we going to do about it then?