You're Havin' A Laugh

Q. What do you call a Muslim with a slice of ham on his head?
A. Hamed.

Q. What about a Muslim with 2 slices of ham on his head?
A. Mohammed

Last week, a Muslim woman was seen shoplifting. She was caught on camera. Police are looking for a woman with dark eyes.

Q. How do you separate a Muslim man from a Muslim boy?
A. With a crowbar.

A Muslim woman was walking past this building site in Mecca when a group of Muslim builders shouted, "Show us your face."

An advertisement in a local UK paper: "4 Talibans required as mudflaps. Must be flexible and willing to travel."

Q. How do you save a drowning Jihadist?
A. You don't.

Now. The above jokes will be perceived as offensive to muslims by many muslims and many liberals in western society.

The reason for that is quite simple.

They haven't got a sense of humour.

I have.

Q. Why do Welshmen wear wellingtons?
A. To stop the sheep running away

I will now undoubtedly be issued with a Welsh fatwah....